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Cock-Clown Calamities by Clowntanna

“TRUST ME… IT’LL BE FUNNY… AND GIRLS LOVE FUNNY.”

I bring you Three Micro-Zroticas about Clowntanna’s attempts to make the male genitalia a little more… Entertaining…

DAVID’S COCK-CLOWN STORY…

“I don’t know about this, Clowntanna? Do you really think she’ll like it?”

“Do you like my clown makeup, David?”

“Of course I do.”

“Do you find it sexy? Does it make you horny? Does it make you want to fuck me even more?”

“Yes, Yes, and hell YES!”

“So, why wouldn’t giving your otherwise ugly piglet-looking penis a clown face do the same to your girlfriend’s wetness?”

“Okay… let’s do it!”

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER…

“I don’t want to be ungrateful, Clowntanna… but he’s kinda lacking in the… clown-zazz area. Plus… he’s missing eyes.”

“He has eyes… they’re just closed. If you had held still while I was grabbing your cock, David, I would have been able to draw them open, and surprised.”