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A CHALLENGE FROM AGENT RANCH HAND
I Want A Lovely, Sappy Romance Story!!!
Can it involve an argument and a hammer?
[WARNING — THIS IS A ZATANNA “XTRA” SAPPY, KISSY, KISSY, HUGGY FACE LOVE STORY! — YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY WARNED!]
PREFACE: “I know! I’m not happy about this at all myself! I offer up: ‘Let me know what would make you Tingle the most, and I’ll see what I can do for you.’ on one of my tweets. Agent Ranchy Pants tosses down the ‘Lovely, Sappy Romance’ gauntlet of sick challenges right at my feet.
So, here we are. I have to endure thinking sappy thoughts . . . worse yet, writing them down. You, on the other hand can turn your head and just walk away. Act like you never saw any of this. Like a tree falling in the forest, being ground into pulp, flattened into paper, only to have it’s sappy replaced with this sappy story . . . so sad.
After hours of trying to pick a day to get married, Grace said, “It has to be October 1st, because that was the day that Lawrence of Arabia Forces captured Damascus from Turkish Forces.”
I didn’t have a clue what she was talking about, but since she said it with such power, and her being a History Major, there was no way I could possibly disagree. “October 1st it is!”
