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Life Can Be Such A Knee In The Nuts… Which Is Exactly What Brad Wants
LOLA IS EVERYTHING BRAD NEEDS AND MORE!
“Lola, we’ve been on the go all day. Why don’t you sit that fine thing down next to Brad, so he can treat you like you deserve?”
“You already bought me lunch, dinner, and dessert. I really need to work all those calories off, Brad.”
“Brad could help you with that. He’d get you to burn all of those calories off and more if you’d just let him.”
“Can we go on the ferris wheel? I’d love to try it out at night.”
“Do you have your tickets?”
“Tickets? For the ferris wheel?”
“No, to the gun show.”
“Brad, I’ll sit for a bit, but you need to promise me you’ll never do that again.”
“Brad promises… sit that fine thing down right here.”
“Have you always referred to yourself in the third person?”
“Brad grew up an only child, so having a third person around prevented me from being so lonely.”
