When Maxwell the waiter, looked at them in a creepy way, rose pierced his nuts with her un-used, yet already dirty salad fork.

Maxwell dropped his flaming kielbasa onto the floor, yet they still caught his pants on fire, causing him to run full speed into a wine glass tower, shredding his skin in endless ways.

The Ambulance fought for hours to get his bleeding to stop enough for safe transport, but had little luck between having to restart his heart on two occasions.

Seeing he never topped off their water glasses, Rose says, "Well that fucker isn't getting a tip."