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When Peter Can’t Get An Erection His Guardian Angel Is Always Available To Lend A Hand… Or Two…
“Please Elizabeth, I Need You Now More Than Ever.”
{POOF!}
“Hi, Peter.”
“Thank, God you’re here, Elizabeth!”
“Don’t thank God. You should be thanking the Dispatch Team. They’re so overlooked, and work so hard… poor little Angels.”
“I’ll five-star them later, but can you do it again? My girl’s taking a shower and is expecting a good time as soon as she gets out.”
“Tina, right?”
“No, this is Lacy. Either way, I don’t think you need her name to work your magic. Should I stand in front of you or lie down on the bed?”
“Sorry, Peter. No can do. I’m just here to tell you goodbye.”
“WHAT? NOW? YOU CAN’T!”
“It’s out of my hands, Peter. I’ve been promoted and who says no to a promotion from God? Not this bitch.”
“I’m happy for you and all, but couldn’t you just quickly help me out, one last time?”
“You and I both no, there’s nothing quick about this. You did tell Tina, I mean Lacy…”
