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Zatanna Dark Presents: Life-Sized Chocolate Bunny Women
WELCOME TO YUMMY YUMMY CHOCOLATE INC
“In other news, stock prices for the Yummy Yummy Chocolate company have skyrocketed since their recent introduction of life-sized edible chocolate bunny women. Cloe, their flagship CBW, quickly became the most popular and most difficult to find, just like the 2001 Bratz dolls I had growing up. My parents could only get me Sasha, Yasmin, and Jade, which was fine by me because Jade was my favorite.”
“Jane, as interesting as those facts about you may be, none of that was on the teleprompter. I’m sure our viewers may be a little more interested in Yummy Yummy, especially if they are into Market Trading. Now, initially, the idea of retooling their factories with such large molds pushed any possibilities of it ever happening completely off the table. Just like my cat did last night to my spaghetti plate.”
“Um, Bob, as interesting as you living alone with only a cat may be, that comment was nowhere on the teleprompter, either, and unrelated to Cloe the CBW.”
“Jane, you ignorant slut…” — Shout Out to Dan Aykroyd and SNL
“FUCK YOU BOB!”
“WHORE!”
“COMMERCIAL! GO TO COMMERCIAL!”
